- "What's a slut like
you doing in a classy
joint like this?"
- "You don't sweat
much for a fat chick."
- "So are you going to
give me your phone
number or am I
going to have to
stalk you?"
- "My name is Elmer J.
Fudd. I own a
mansion and a
yacht."
- "You like Pop Tarts?
Because that's what
we're having for
breakfast tomorrow."
- "I couldn't help but
notice I was staring
at you . . ."
- "Hey, somebody just
farted - let's get out
of here!"
- My wife doesn't mind
that I have
girlfriends. They
usually baby sit the
kids when I take her
out.
- If you’re into booty,
my butt is so big, I
could moon Europe!
- I usually date
attractive girls, but
I've decided I really
should be with
someone more like
you.
- Wanna free my willy?
It’s a whale of a job.
- Let's cut to the
chase baby…how
much?
- Know anywhere to
hide a body?
- All the voices in my
head agree: You
look beautiful.
- Let’s get hammered,
and then I’ll nail ya!
- Want a tic-tac? (No,
thanks.) Please!
Take one!
- (Holding a quarter)
Heads it’s your
place; tails it’s mine.
- Whatever you’re
thinking, I hope it’s
X-rated.
- Which one of you
gals wants to come
home with me and
cook dinner?
- I just got out of
Leavenworth. Can I
steal you a drink?
How about a BMW?
- I’m going to commit
suicide on Saturday.
What are you doing
Friday?
- believe in
reincarnation; where
have you been all my
past lives?
- My favorite singer is
Mick Jagger. He can’
t get no satisfaction,
and neither can I.
Want to help me
change that?
- Would you like to sit
in on my psychology
class? I need
something for show
and tell.
- My website is like
MySpace.com. It’s
called MyPlace.com;
want to see it?
- Can I buy you a
drink? I still have
some money left
from that bank job I
pulled the other day.
- Levi’s should pay
you a royalty.
- You must work in a
library because you
just increased my
circulation!
- Want to go halfsies
on a baby?
- This isn't a beer
belly; it's a fuel tank
for the love machine.
- You look just like
Lois Lane in that
skirt and I'm wearing
my Superman
underoos...it's either
fate or the menacing
hand of Lex Luthor
at work.
- Why don't we head
to my bedroom, peel
back my Star Wars
sheets, and
discover what a true
Jedi can do with his
light saber?
- I want you almost as
much as I want world
peace.
- Would you go to
church with me on
Sunday?
- I know a church
where we could go
and talk.
- Is it a sin that you
stole my heart?
- Have you ever tried
praying at a drive-in
movie before?
- Excuse me, but I
believe one of your
ribs belongs to me.
- Do you want to share
my umbrella?
- I don’t have a pick-
up line; I’m just me. I
don’t come here all
the time, but I
thought you looked
like a decent, pretty
woman who might
want to meet
someone nice.
- How much does a
Polar Bear weigh?
Enough to break the
ice. Hi!
- And I thought we
had pretty girls (or
good looking men)
where I come from!
- If you stood in front
of a mirror and held
up eleven roses,
you would see
twelve of the most
beautiful things in
the world.
- You're so sweet I'm
getting cavities.
- If beauty were time,
you’d be eternity.
- I just wanted to
show this rose how
incredibly beautiful
you are!!
- If this bar is a meat
market, you must be
the prime rib.
- I didn’t have any
body piercing until
just now. You
pierced my heart.
- Do you like to
travel? My favorite
place to go is
anywhere you are.
- Nothing defines
humans better than
their willingness to
do irrational things
in the pursuit of
phenomenally
unlikely payoffs. This
is the principle
behind lotteries,
dating, and religion.
- Are you looking for a
shallow relationship?
- Is there a lion in
your jungle?
- If buns were a status
symbol, you’d be on
the A List!
- You’re someone I
could really blog
about!
- Do you mind if I stare
at you up close
instead of from
across the room?
- Baby, you're sexier
than socks on a
rooster.
- Hey, if I kiss you, will
I get slapped?
- A man on a date
wonders if he'll get
lucky. I guess you
already know.
- O.K. you can kiss me
later, but don’t tell
anybody.
- I want you to have
my children; they’re
in the car outside.
- You must be the
reason I don’t have
a date tonight.
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