- A million poets working
for a million years could
describe but three-
eighths of your beauty.
- You must be an adverb,
because you sure do
modify me!
- You know, my lips aren't
going to kiss themselves.
- I'm bowling for love, and
you're right up my alley.
Ready to strike?
- Heya. I'm taking a survey
of the world's 100 most
beautiful people, so first
question: Can I have your
phone number?
- If I were Peter Pan, you'd
be my happy thought.
- You want me? Yeah, so
do 47 states.
- Is it your birthday yet?
'Cause I think you need a
spankin'.
- Let's make like two
candles and go out.
- Hey, there. I've got a
question for you. What's
the speed limit of sex? (I
don't know) 68. Because
at 69 YOU have to turn
around!
- Can I try a few pick up
lines on you? [give some
good ones and some
lame ones] OK, I have
just one more line for
you: Can I try a few pick
up lines on you?
- There is something
wrong with my cell
phone. It doesn't have
your number in it.
- If I told you I was gay,
would you let me touch
you?
- Apart from being sexy,
what do you do for a
living?
- Be unique and different,
just say yes.
- Excuse me. I'm from the
FBI, the Fine Body
Investigators, and I'm
going to have to ask you
to assume the position.
- Gee, that's a nice set of
legs, what time do they
open?
- I've got the ship, you've
got the harbor ... what say
we tie up for the night?
- I've just moved you to the
top of my 'to do' list.
- If you don't wanna have
kids with me, then why
don't we just practice?
- Screw me if I am wrong,
but haven't we met
before?
- I'd like to name a multiple
orgasm after you.
- Seriously honey, sex is
like Pizza. Even if it bad, it
still pretty darn good.
- You be the Dairy Queen
and I'll be your Burger
King: if you treat me right
I'll do it your way.
- You know the Power
company is looking for
you cause you're so
electrifying.
- You're like a Pringle.
Once I pop ya, I just can't
stop ya.
- Are you a parking ticket?
(What?) You got fine
written all over you.
- Pick up a pack of sugar
that actually says, "sugar"
on it and say, "You
dropped your nametag!".
- Do you believe in the
hereafter? Well, then I
guess you know what I'm
here after.
- There must be something
wrong with my eyes, I
can't take them off you.
- A song from your lips is
an aria from heaven.
- All this could be yours for
one low, low price!
- Are you an interior
decorator? When I saw
you the room became
beautiful.
- Are you as beautiful on
the inside as you are on
the outside?
- Aren't you the tiger on
the Frosted Flakes box?
Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
- Baby, you're the next
contestant in the game of
love.
- Before you run, I am not a
freak.
- Can I get a picture of you
so I can show Santa what
I want for Christmas?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
No. Want one?(if yes:
Want another one?)
- Do you like to dance?
Well then, could you go
dance so I can talk to your
friend?
- Does your watch have a
second hand? I want to
know how long it took for
me to fall in love with you.
- Excuse me, but I DO think
it's time we met.
- Excuse me, but I may be
lost... Can you give me
directions to wherever
you're going?
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