- Baby, you so hot you
make the devil sweat.
- Hey babe... do you
realize that my mouth
can generate over
750 psi?
- Say, did we go to
different schools
together?
- "Smile if you want to
sleep with me." And
watch them try to
hold back their laugh.
- Hi, my name is [your
name], how do you
like me so far?
- Can I buy you a drink
or do you just want
the money?
- At the office copy
machine.
"Reproducing, eh?"
"Can I help?"
- "Excuse me, do you
have the time?"(You
say) "Do you have
the energy?"
- Say mother, want
another? (If she has
kids.)
- Would you like to
have morning coffee
with me?
- Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face
and I guess how
much you weigh.
- I'd give you a piece
of my mind, but I
have more of
something else.
- I would kill or die to
make love to you.
- Should I call you in
the morning or
nudge you?
- Was your father a
thief? Because
someone stole the
stars from the sky
and put them in your
eyes
.
- If your right leg was
Christmas and your
left leg was Easter,
would you let me
spend some time up
between the
holidays?
- Hey baby, wanna go
halves on a bastard?
- Do you know the
essential difference
between sex and
conversation? (No.)
Do you wanna go
upstairs and talk?
- "I think that guy over
there believes in
love at first sight
because he keeps
walking by me. Only
problems is I am not
gay. Can you help me
out by kissing me so
he gets off my back?"
- Have you ever
played naked leap
frog?
- "What's a sexy
woman like you doing
in a dirty mind like
mine?"
- "Do you work for
UPS? I could have
sworn I saw you
checking out my
package."
- Your parents must
be retarded, because
you're special.
- Your name must be
Visa, because your
body is everywhere I
want to be.
- You're the one I've
been saving this seat
for.
- You've got 206
bones in your body.
Want one more?
- I'd really like to see
how you look when
I'm naked.
- I'd walk a million
miles for one of your
smiles, and even
farther for that thing
you do with your
tongue.
- If it's true that we are
what we eat, then I
could be you by
morning.
- If you were the last
woman and I were
the last man on
earth, we could do it
in public.
- Baby, I'm an American
Express lover. You
shouldn't go home
without me.
- I miss my teddy bear.
Would you sleep with
me?
- Baby, you must be a
broom, cause you
just swept me off my
feet.
- You remind me of a
compass, because I'd
be lost without you.
- Hi, how do you feel
today? (She says:
Fine) I asked how
you felt, not how you
look!
- If you were a tear in
my eye, I would not
cry for fear of losing
you.
- Is there a rainbow
here? Because
you're the treasure
I've been searching
for.
- Have you always
been this cute, or did
you have to work at
it?
- If you spot her
waiting in a
restaurant/theater/clu
b: If he doesn't show
up, I'll be right over
here.
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