- Are you free tonight,
or will it cost me?
- You must be
Jamaican, because
Jamaican me crazy.
- Did you know the
distance from here
(touch one side of
the girl's shoulder) to
here (touch other
side of shoulder so
your arm is around
her) is the same
distance from here
(touch same spot last
touched) to here
(grab her around the
waist)
- I think we should be
lab partners because
you and I have
chemistry.
- You're looking
sharper than a page
of Oscar Wilde
witticisms that has
been rolled up into a
point, sprinkled with
lemon juice and
jabbed into
someone's eye.
- If a star fell every
time I thought of you,
the sky would be
black at night.
- I don't think a
firefighter could put
you out.
- It looks like you need
a man in your life.
How about me?
- It's never easy
meeting a complete
stranger, especially
one as beautiful as
you, without being
properly introduced.
But shall we try
anyway?
- Can I have your
heart? I need it to be
complete and I don't
feel whole without
you.
- Girl: I'm sorry, I can't
talk right now, I have
a(n) (some
instrument) lesson.
Guy: (instrument)? I
thought angels
played harps.
- You're more beautiful
than 100 pink
flamingos on a golf
course.
- You're so hot you
melt the elastic in my
underwear.
- Do you know what
the square root of 81
is? (Hopefully they
say nine) Oh, then
you are not just
another pretty face.
- Life without you is
like a pencil without
lead, pointless.
- Would you like to
shave your name in
my back hair?
- I wish you were a
Pony Carousel
outside Walmart, so I
could ride you all day
long for a quarter.
- My love for you is
like the energizer
bunny, it keeps going
and going.
- I enjoy doing
maintenance, you
look like someone I
would like to “tinker”
around with.
- I’m a bird watcher
and I’m looking for a
Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you
seen one?
- If you’re going to
regret this in the
morning, we can
sleep until the
afternoon.
- My recipe for love is
one cup of you, one
cup of me, nead till
hard, and serve hot.
- Hey baby, what’s your
sign? Caution,
slippery when wet,
dangerous curves
ahead, yield?
- Hi, my name is
Skippy, like the
peanut butter I stick
to the roof of your
mouth.
- "If looks could kill,
you wouldn't be the
least bit threatening."
- I think I’d look good
on you.
- Was your dad a
farmer? Because I’m
loving those melons.
- Oh my god, I thought
I was gay… then I met
you.
- One way or another I’
m going to make love
to you tonight but I’d
rather you be there.
- Can I borrow a
quarter? I want to call
your mother and
thank her.
- Was your Dad an
alien? Because there’
s nothing else like
you on this planet!
- Wouldn’t we look
cute on a wedding
cake together?
- If you were a laser,
you’d be set on
stunning.
- Can you pull this
heart-shaped arrow
out of my ass? Some
little kid with wings
just shot me.
- Excuse me, but I
think I dropped
something!!! MY JAW!!
- Your Dad must be a
jewel thief, cause he
stole two diamonds
out of the sky and put
them in to your eyes!!
- I’m fighting the urge
to make you the
happiest lady on Do
you know that your
hair and my pillow are
perfectly color
coordinated?earth
tonight.
- If beauty were an
hour, you’d be a
second.
- Do you know that
your hair and my
pillow are perfectly
color coordinated?
- Fat Penquin (What?)
Fat penquin. I just
wanted to say
something that would
break the ice.
- I'm writing a term
paper on the finer
things in life. Can I
interview you?
- Your father must be
Michaelangelo,
because you are a
work of art.
- Beauty is in the eye
of the beholder and
I'd like to be holding
you tonight.
- Do you have sex with
strangers? Then
allow me to introduce
myself!
- I'm feeling off today,
would you mind
turning me on?
- If I had a rose for
everytime I thought
of you, I'd be walking
in my garden all the
time.
- That's a nice dress
(shirt) Can I talk you
out of it?
- Picture this.....you,
me a bubble bath and
a bottle of
champagne.
- Would you meet me
in the courtyard at
midnight? I'd like to
see which is more
beautiful, you or the
moonlight.
- Your name must be
Campbell because
you are mmmm
mmmmm good!
- I wanted to ask you
what time it was, but
I'd really rather have
your phone number.
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