- Either those are your eyes,
or you managed to make a
contact lens made out of
gem stones.
- My heart is broken...could
you fix it for me?
- I just ate some skittles. Do
you want to taste the
rainbow?
- Drink unsweetened tea or
other beverage, and when
she asks why, say, "With you
here, I don't need sugar."
- Is your daddy a shoemaker,
because you just knocked
me off my feet.
- I memorized every number
in the phone book, but
managed to lose yours. I'm
gonna need to get that.
- May I have your autograph?
Why? For being the most
beautiful girl I have ever
seen.
- Is your name Gillette,
because you're the best a
man can get!
- This isn't a beer belly, it's a
fuel tank for the love
machine.
- Are you a star? Because you
always shine when I look at
you.
- If I was an ice cube, I'd melt
standing next to you.
- I must be dead because I'm
talking to an angel.
- I'll make you a bet - $20 says
you'll turn me down.
- Pick up a pack of sugar and
hand it to a girl, saying,
"Here, you dropped your
name tag."
- If kisses were snowflakes, I'd
send you a blizzard.
- Let's make like fabric
softener and snuggle!
- Does your Dad own Snapple,
because you're made from
the best stuff on earth.
- Ever wonder why you have
spaces between your
fingers? (A: So my fingers
can fit there)
- If you were a pirate would
you put your parrot on this
shoulder (touch girl's
shoulder) or this shoulder?
(touch other shoulder and
keep arm there)
- Jealousy is for everyone
else because they don't have
you.
- Watching you is like watching
the sun rise with the morning
dew, but there is one
difference - you're better.
- Have you ever heard the
Pina Colada song, because I
want you to come with me
and escape.
- You better stop, drop and
roll right now cause you're
on fire!
- How much does a Polar Bear
weigh? Enough to break the
ice. Hi, my name is (insert
name here).
- Let's hide behind a rock and
get a little bolder.
- Love is when you don't want
to go to sleep because
reality is better than a dream.
After seeing you, I don't ever
want to sleep again.
- Hey good lookin' what'chya
cookin'?
- May I borrow some of the
chapstick you're wearing?
- One night I looked up at the
stars and thought "Wow, how
beautiful." Now that I'm
looking at you, nothing else
can compare.
- Did you hear the latest health
report? You need to
increase your daily intake of
vitamin me.
- Is there an airport near by or
is that my heart taking off?
- If I were a gardner, I'd plant
your tulips next to mine.
- If I ran McDonald's I'd name a
sandwich after you called
"The McGorgeous."
- You're the marshmallows in
my Lucky Charms.
- I couldn't pay attention in
school today because I
couldn't stop thinking about
you.
- Walk up to a girl and look at
the tag on the back of her
shirt. When she asks what
you're doing tell her your
checking to see if she was
made in heaven.
|
