- You're daddy must be an
archer because he sure shot
a bulls eye.
- Is that the sun coming up...
or is that just you lighting up
my world?
- I believe im physic and my
visions tell me that we need
to be together.
- Do you want to make
millions? Millions of babies!
- Hi, have you got a boyfriend?
(if no,) Are you taking
applications?
- Are you a zoo, because you
bring the animal out in me.
- My love for you is like the
universe...neverending!
- I tripped on a kiss and fell in
love with you.
- If someone was to write a
story about my life, the
climax would be when I met
you!
- That outfit is horrible take it
off right now!!!
- Hey, your name is sexy, right?
- Is that top felt? [No] Would
you like it to be?
- Hey, how’s it going? Do you
see my friend over there? He
wants to know if you think I’m
cute.
- You’re a pot of gold in this
enormous world and I’m just
a little leprechaun.
- Girl, your body is a
wonderland, and I want to be
Alice so that I can run around
all over you.
- Do you like blueberries or
strawberries? (why?)
Because I want to know what
kind of pancakes to make
you when u wake up.
- Whisper in her ear and say,
"wanna feel pretty tonight?"
- Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll
spice up your night.
- You are so hot you make the
windows fog.
- As you're going out of a door
in a public building with an
"exit" sign above it say:
There's the exit, will you go
out with me?
- I saw a flower this morning
and I thought it was the most
beutiful thing I've ever seen
until a gazed upon you.
- Hey, officer, give me a ticket,
because I'm in your
restricted area.
- I have never had a dream
come true until the day that I
met you.
- I'm like a computer game, you
can play with me all day long!
- I know I dont have a chance,
but I just wanted to hear an
angel talk.
- If you were words on a page,
you would be fine print.
- "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get
slapped?"
- Damn suga! slow down..Im
diabetic!
- Are you dead or alive? "Why"
Because my religion says
only the dead can be angels
- You're so hot, you're making
my beer warm.
- If you were a pill I'd overdose
- I hope your day is as radiant
as your smile.
- If you go to a play, after it is
over ask "Want to leave and
see the second act?"
- You look life my first wife!
(how many have you had?)
none.
- Do you have the time..cause
I’ve got the place!!
- It's my birthday! How about a
birthday kiss? [Is it really
your birthday?] No, but how
about a kiss anyway?
- Walk up to a girl, hold out
your hand and say "Would
you mind holding on to this
for me while I take a walk?"
- (as she walks by touch her
arm and say) I just want to
make sure that you were real
- Are you a fisherman because
you've got me on the hook.
- You know your good enough
to give my last name to.
- Want to compare tan lines?
- I'm like a power plant, it's
hard to shut me down, and I
can turn you on.
- Have you got the time?
(gives time) cool, so you
have a watch, i'll be here at
8, don't be late.
- What is the cross between
the moon and the stars? You
- My Name is Elmo you can
tickle me any time you want
to!
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